The pickle song

Refrain:
I'm in for a nickle
I'm out for a dime
don't try to sell a pickle
when it's obviously a lime
It's green on the outside
but sour as hell
If you add a pack of sugar
I might take it as well

I know what's good for me
my momma told me back then
Don't ever try to steal
don't you take candy from old men
So if you wanna fuck with me
first show off your dirty hands
We go outside for a clean
I got sweets in my new Benz

Refrain

Take a look over your shoulder
There's a bishop to the left
There's a rook behind your back
and a pawn somewhere in stealth
I know you came alone
I know that it's not fair
But when you stopped crying
you're better running out of here

Refrain